In what can only be characterized as a strange comedy skit brought to reality, Guy Fieri, the flamboyant chef of Flavortown fame, allegedly requested none other than Tom Hanks, the most popular actor in the United States, to leave one of his eateries. What is the reason? To to Fieri, Hanks was described as “ungodly and woke.”
Let’s investigate this peculiar culinary conflict that is causing quite a commotion here in the world. Think about this: Tom Hanks, the ever-charming Hollywood legend who is famous for his portrayals as the relatable everyman, walks into a Guy Fieri business, most likely expecting a traditional American lunch. While all is going on, Fieri, who is famous for his vivacious attitude and his love of robust flavors, is standing behind the bar wearing sunglasses and his signature spiked hair.
The scenario takes an odd turn just as Hanks is settling down, probably because he is desiring Fieri’s famed Trash Can Nachos from the restaurant. Upon recognizing Hanks, Fieri walks over to the table and, in a peculiar break from the standards of hospitality, deems him “ungodly and woke,” so determining that he is not suitable for the sanctuary of Flavortown.
When leveled against Tom Hanks, the personification of Hollywood’s Mr. Nice Guy, Fieri’s allegation of being “ungodly and woke” looks to be a contradiction of epic proportions. This is particularly true when the accusation takes place. In Flavortown, how did Hanks come to be known as this odd individual? What was it about his off-screen attitude that was marked by compassion and humility, or was it his depiction of people that were morally upright?
Now that we have this already crazy situation, let’s add another layer of comedy to it. According to this alternative world, Tom Hanks is not only an actor, but he is also a covert gourmet critic who is recognized for his unfathomably high standards and refined taste. With tastes that are so exquisite that even the most extravagant meals fail to wow him, he is the kind of person that every restaurant and dive establishment fears.
As we return to our diner drama, customers are left perplexed as they witness Fieri, who has established himself as the protector of hearty food, lead Hanks out of the establishment. Diners are unable to fathom the scenario that is taking on in front of them, and as a result, the scene is a mixture of confused looks and meals that are only partially consumed.