As Driver made his way back to the studio 8H stage, he sat down at a piano in order to deliver a message to Santa.
When Adam Driver made his return to the stage of Saturday Night Live over the weekend, he was acting as the host for the fourth time. He went all out with his entertaining monologue that was centered on the holiday season.
I couldn’t be more thrilled to be back! I feel compelled to mention this, particularly around this time of year. I adore the holiday of Christmas. From the illustrious Studio 8H stage, Driver said that this holiday is without a doubt his favorite. “It was the family, the music, and the food.” To a big extent, however, it is due to the fact that I have a really profound and personal connection with Santa.
According to Driver, who has built a track reputation for highly free-form, charismatically laid-back monologues on Saturday Night Live, he added, “Every year, I make my Christmas list and I tell it to him.” It’s almost like a ritual for us. Although I normally do it in secret, I’m going to do it here since I know Santa watches Saturday Night Live. Ever since Kattan departed, he has not been a fan of it. On the other hand, if it is not too much trouble, I would like to create my Christmas list right now, if that is okay with you.
Driver sat down at a grand piano, presumably because “the piano is part of the ritual,” and proceeded to break down his list of gifts for Santa Claus. He then addressed the jolly guy personally.
It’s Santa Claus! Hello, my name is Adam Driver. This is from the lovely list. As well as the Girls. I will be turning 40 this year, Santa. The driver then stated, “I would like to purchase five pairs of chinos.” It is also my desire to own one of those enormous metal Tesla trucks. On the other hand, I believe that it would go well with my small tiny minuscule penis.
To add insult to injury, I would prefer for people to stop approaching me on the street and screaming things loss.” “What more do I need to have? Oh, you’re probably familiar with the TikToks that are similar to the couples that play pranks on each other, right? Are you able to put an end to such individuals?
The list continued despite Driver’s silly comments, which included the following: “You know what I want for Christmas is a gingerbread house.” Do you believe that a gingerbread man would experience fear when he discovered that the home he was living in was built of his own skin? It is a really adorable one. That is something you may teach your children.
In addition, I should mention that another thing that I like about Christmas is eggnog. This is my preferred method of consuming eggs. As soon as I go to a restaurant and they ask me, “How would you like your eggs?” I am always surprised. “Nogged,” Driver muttered, putting an end to the pranks that had been going on. Santa, I appreciate you taking the time to listen. I eagerly anticipate the moment when you will burst into my home.
